Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup
November 20 (Bloomberg) -- The  Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the  Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of  Citigroup.
The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their  existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships,  including most recently a $200 million Saudi Arabian oil tanker. The Somali  pirates are offering up to $0.10 per share for Citigroup, pirate spokesman  Sugule Ali said earlier today. The negotiations have entered the final stage,  Ali said.  ``You may not like our price, but we are not in the business of  paying for things. Be happy we are in the mood to offer the shareholders  anything," said Ali.
The pirates will finance part of the purchase by  selling new Pirate Ransom Backed Securities.  The PRBS's are backed by the  cash flows from future ransom payments from hijackings in the Gulf of Aden.  Moody's and S&P have already  issued their top investment grade ratings for the PRBS's.
Head pirate,  Ubu Kalid Shandu, said "we need a bank so that we have a place to keep all of  our ransom money.  Thankfully, the dislocations in the capital markets has  allowed us to purchase Citigroup at an attractive valuation and to take  advantage of TARP capital to grow the business even faster."
Shandu  added, "We don't call ourselves pirates. We are coastguards and this will just  allow us to guard our coasts  better."
